One Weird Day!
Once upon a time in Russia there lived a man
entirely made out of marshmallows.
Nobody really knew his name so they just called him Marshmallow guy. He was white and fluffy and whenever he
walked past you could feel your mouth watering and could smell the sugar in the
air. His life was a living hell because
everyone grabbed at him trying to take bits of his marshmallow arm sweetness
off him. He ended up having to wear a
sumo wrestler disguise to cover all of his sweetness so nobody knew he was made
out of marshmallow.
Actually, he wasn't the only man made out of
marshmallow. On the other side of the
world, in America, lived another man entirely made out of marshmallows as well,
only he had a name. It was Steven Notch
Mush. He had a dog named Danger. Danger was covered in rippling muscles and he
had terribly sharp teeth. He had a black
spiked collar and whenever you saw those spikes, his sharp teeth and his big
muscles you knew he was dangerous.
Danger had a rare talent. He
could drive any kind of automatic car without crashing. He once tried to drive a manual car but he
crashed that one because he couldn't reach the clutch.
So one day Steven Notch Mush won the American Lotto. He won the Big Wednesday! He won $13 million plus all the prizes, which
included the boat, two houses, a Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster and the
latest Jeep 4-wheel drive. Steven gave
the Lamborghini to his dog Danger.
Danger was thrilled.
Meanwhile the no-named Marshmallow guy from Russia
saw Steven win the lotto on the news and thought they could be related. He saved up all his money from being a
computer programmer. If you think about
it, he needed a job inside so people wouldn't try to eat him. With his savings he bought a ticket to
America to surprise Steven, because he didn't actually know him, but he wanted
to meet him.
Once Marshmallow guy got to America he took a
little tour around Hollywood and coincidentally found himself outside Steven
Notch Mush’s house. He knew it was his
house because he saw a dog driving a car around the area.
The house had a huge gate so he rang the intercom
system on the big gate. It had a little
camera so that Steven could see him.
Steven was very very surprised that he was not the only marshmallow
person. Steven said “I can’t believe you
are also a marshmallow guy, come inside for a hot chocolate and we will have a
chat”. Marshmallow guy heard a bark and
wondered what that was. He felt
butterflies in his stomach.
When Marshmallow guy came inside, he saw Steve
covered in diamond rings and wearing a really expensive watch. He smiled in a friendly way but it looked a
little bit dodgy. Danger walked into the
room. He was wearing a special collar
that interpreted his barks for words.
Danger said “pleased to meet you, would you like a hot chocolate?” Marshmallow guy said “thank you, that would
be nice”. Marshmallow guy was very
excited to be finally meeting his relative.
Danger came back with a hot chocolate and spilt it
all over Marshmallow guy. The drink was
very hot and it hurt a lot and Marshmallow guy started to melt. Danger and Steven started chuckling and
enjoyed their new supper.